[Mishmash] FW: Sporting faux pas

[David Brown]

> 
> Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on TV &
> Radio
> 
> 1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from
> Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
> 
> 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
> Gibson comes inside him. "
> 
> 3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely
> horse. I once rode her mother."
> 
> 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - " Ah, isn't
> that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of
> the
> Oxford crew."
> 
> 5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
> playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
> balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??"
> 
> 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team
> Live'
> said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
> 
> 7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
> snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, " So Bob,
> where's
> that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to
> leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so
> hard!
> 
> 8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters - "Ballesteros felt much better
> today after a 69 yesterday."
> 
> 9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
> "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like
> this."
> 
> 10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
> "Stephen
> Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
> 
> 11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
> astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
> "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only
> come
> in his shorts."
> 
> 12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
> Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes
> to
> use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
> 
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