[Mishmash] Fw: alternate citizenship test

[David Brown]

Australia has introduced a citizenship test.  This might be of help if you plan for a change.

Cheers

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> > LANGUAGE
> > 1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the
> origin of,
> > the term "died in the arse"?
> >
> >
> > 2. What is a mole?
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> > 3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-
> ey?
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> >
> > 4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos
> > rocked up for a Barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of
> a Bex
> > and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies,
> bickies
> > and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block
> after Dad
> > and Steve had a Barney and a bit of biffo."
> >
> >
> > CUSTOMS
> > 1. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana.
> If
> > they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey
> and
> > Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume
> between
> > flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
> >
> >
> > 2. Complete the following sentences: a) "If the van's rockin' don't
> bother
> > … b) You're going home in the back of a …
> >
> >
> > C) Fair suck of the …
> >
> >
> > 3. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
> >
> >
> > 4. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
> >
> >
> > 5. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard
> "up
> > on blocks"? Is his name Keith and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
> >
> >
> > FOOD
> > 1. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat,
> cabbage,
> > curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow
> mein,
> > chop suey or Kai see Ming?
> >
> >
> > 2. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
> >
> >
> > 3. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
> >
> >
> > 4. Do you have an Aunty Myrna who is famous for her tuna mornay and
> other
> > dishes involving a can of cream of celery soup?
> >
> >
> > 5. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a
> chop and
> > two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been
> > nicked from a bath full of ice?
> >
> >
> > 6. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat Barbie can you eat other
> people's
> > meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
> >
> >
> > 7. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is
> required by
> > law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
> >
> >
> > CULTURE
> > 1. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs,
> an
> > Esky or Ugg boots?
> >
> >
> > 2. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
> >
> >
> > 3. Who would you like to crack on to?
> >
> >
> > 4. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True
> Blue"
> > Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
> >
> >
> > 5. Is there someone you are only mates with because
> >
> >
> > They own a trailer or have a pool?
> >
> >
> > 6. Would you love to have a beer with Duncan?
> >
> >
> > The people to be granted citizenship are the ones who call it a crock
> and
> > cheat.
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