[Mishmash] FW: buddies

[Robyne Kerr]

>I always enjoy a good laugh


thanks

Robyne

>
>  > Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed
>>  the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
>>
>>  One day Bill didn't show up. Sam wasn't concerned; he thought Bill
>>  might have a cold or some urgent appointment. But after Bill hadn't
>>  shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried.
>>
>>  However, since Sam didn't know where Bill lived (the only time they
>>  ever got together was at the park) he was unable to find out what had
>>  happened to him.
>>
>>
>>  After a month had passed, Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill.
>>
>>  On his next visit to the park, however, Bill was sitting on their usual
>>  bench waiting for him.
>>
>>
>>  Amazed and delighted, Sam exclaimed,
>>
>>  'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'
>>
>>  Bill replied, 'I've been in Gaol.'
>>
>>  'Gaol?' cried Sam. 'You?! What on earth for?'
>>
>>  'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue , that cute little blonde waitress at
>>  the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'
>>
>>  'Yes,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?'
>>
>>  'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me. At age 89, I was so
>>  proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty.'
>>
>>
>>  'The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'
>>
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