[Mishmash] FW: Joke

[David Brown]

Three blokes - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie Engineer are
all working together one day and they come across a lantern and a Genie pops
out of it. "I will give each of You one wish, which is three wishes in
total" says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land
to be forever fertile in Canada." POOOOFF! With The blink of the Genie's
eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
Israel, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or
Australians can come into our precious state." POOOFF! Again, with the blink
of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Aussie Engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually
impenetrable."

The Aussie Engineer sits down, cracks a beer, smiles and says, "Fill it with
water".........

  

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