[Mishmash] [Fwd: Why men are happy!]

[Richard Barth]

British version.  :-)


>WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
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>     Men Are Just Happier People--
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>Your last name stays put.
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>The garage is all yours.
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>Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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>Chocolate is just  another snack.
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>You can never be pregnant.
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>Car mechanics tell you the truth.
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>The world is your urinal.
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>You never have to drive to another petrol 
>station restroom because this one is just too icky.
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>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
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>Same work, more pay.
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>Wrinkles add character.
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>People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
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>New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
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>One mood all the time.
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>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
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>You know stuff about tanks and engines.
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>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
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>You can open all your own jars.
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>You get extra credit for the slightest act of  thoughtfulness.
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>Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three 
>pairs of shoes are more than enough.
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>You never have strap problems in public.
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>You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
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>Everything on your face stays its original colour.
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>The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
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>You only have to shave your face and neck.
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>You can play with toys all your life.
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>One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
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>You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
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>You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
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>You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
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>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
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>No wonder men are happier.

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>Send this to the women who can handle it and to 
>the men who will enjoy reading it

Richard Barth *** W3HWN(at)ARRL.NET *** Silver Spring, MD