[Mishmash] FW: has this ever happened to you

[David Brown]

> Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and 
> thinking, surely I can't look that old. well.. you'll love this one.
> 
> My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my 
> first appointment with a new dentist I noticed his DDS diploma, which 
> bore his full name. suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, 
> dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class 
> some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret 
> crush on, way back then? upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded 
> any such thought.
> 
> This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too 
> old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him 
> if he had attended Morgan Park High School. "Yes. Yes, I did.
> I'm a mustang," he
> gleamed with pride. "When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered , 
> "in 1975. why do you ask?" "You were in my class!", I exclaimed. He 
> looked at me closely.
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> THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ASS, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT
> SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???"