[Mishmash] Troops humour

[Hugh Gigante]

Which part is politically incorrect?

Hugh
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Fred Atkinson 
  To: Mishmash 
  Sent: Saturday, January 10, 2009 9:20 AM
  Subject: [Mishmash] Troops humour


      One of my Australian friends (one that is not subscribed to this list) forwarded this to me.  

      I know it is a little politically incorrect, but what else is new?  

      Regards, 



                                                                      Fred 



  Our  troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense
  of humour with the following 'YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...'



  1. You refine heroin for a   living, but you have a moral objection to beer.



  2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.



  3. You have more wives than teeth.



  4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon'unclean...'



  5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.



  6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.



  7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.



  8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.



  9. You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'



  10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.



  11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.



  12. You have a crush on your neighbour's goat.







   



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