[Mishmash] WHY I VOTED DEMOCRAT

[William Smyth]

Subject: WHY I VOTED DEMOCRAT




      I got this and am just passing it along.


           WHY I VOTED DEMOCRAT


                          I voted Democrat because I love the
                          fact that I can now marry whatever I
                          want.
                          I've decided to marry my horse.

                          I voted Democrat because I believe
                          oil companies' profits of 4% on a
                          gallon of gas are obscene but the
                          government taxing the same gallon of
                          gas at 15% isn't.

                          I voted Democrat because I believe
                          the government will do a better job
                          of spending the money I earn than I
                          would.

                          I voted Democrat because Freedom of
                          speech is fine as long as nobody is
                          offended by it.

                          I voted Democrat because when we
                          pull out of Iraq I trust that the
                          bad guys will stop what they are
                          doing because they now think we are
                          good people.

                          I voted Democrat because I'm way too
                          irresponsible to own a gun, and I
                          know that my local police are all I
                          need to protect me from murderers
                          and thieves.

                          I voted Democrat because I believe
                          that people who can't tell us if it
                          will rain on Friday can tell us that
                          the polar ice caps will melt away in
                          ten years if I don't start driving a
                          Prius.

                          I voted Democrat because I'm not
                          concerned about the slaughter of
                          millions of babies so long as we
                          keep all death row inmates alive.

                          I voted Democrat because I think
                          illegal aliens have a right to free
                          health care, education, and Social
                          Security benefits.

                          I voted Democrat because I believe
                          that business should not be allowed
                          to make profits for themselves. They
                          need to break even and give the rest
                          away to  the government for
                          redistribution as the democrats see
                          fit.

                          I voted Democrat because I believe
                          liberal judges need to rewrite The
                          Constitution every few days to suit
                          some fringe kooks who would never
                          get their agendas past the voters.

                          I voted Democrat because my head is
                          so firmly planted up my ass that it
                          is unlikely that i'll ever have
                          another point of view!